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CT gets started talking about getting yet another traffic ticket and the trials and tribulations of being a parent.
Kara brings the News of the Day with stories about Adam Carolla, Rodney King, Priscilla Presley and more.
Featuring an interview with Rambo from the A Little Punch Drunk podcast.
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CT gets started talking about having to go to Traffic school twice and about all his speeding tickets over time.
He introduces a new segment that cronicles the insanity of humanity called ‘Missed Connections’ from Craigslist.
Kara brings the news of the day.
CT asks if the world is ready for a new podcast about asskicking and being a badass?
He talks about moving around the country and his various suspensions and expulsions.
I Was Kicked Out Of School!
He talks about a ‘Game of Thrones’ story of romance.
Kara brings the News of the Day
CT talks about the guy at the beer store recognizing him and his order.
He talks about the one time he drank himself Schizophrenic.
I hope I'm not crazy.....
He talks about taking Alpha Brain.
He also talks about his drinkingest friend, Mat, and his skills at passing out early in the evening.
Kara brings the News
CT gets started complaining about his neighbor literally mowing his lawn in the dark.
This, except it was in the dark.
He talks about playing with his daughter and how she beats him up.
He talks about it being Tax Day, and all the fun that goes into that.
Kara brings the News of the Day.
CT and Kara read their letters to each other during the Hockey Playoffs, here they are:
Dearest Love,
As you well know, you are the light of my life; you are my companion through the hills and valleys of this life. Being together with you and our children is what defines my very existence.
When I look into your eyes I still see the woman I fell in love with all those years ago and cannot wait for what life has in store for us next. When you are sleeping beside me at night I know the secret to the meaning of my life.
That said, tonight the NHL playoffs start and we won’t be seeing each other very often for the next few weeks.
The grass will not be mowed as often as you would like and I will not be available for helping with the kid’s bath and bedtimes. The vehicles will most likely only be washed when it rains and please remember to only talk to me during commercials.
I will prefer to watch the games on the big TV, so you will have to DVR your programs and watch them at other times.
Also, during this time I would prefer the refrigerator to be stocked with my favorite hockey-watching foods and beverages. A quick trip to the grocery store every now and then would really mean a lot to me.
Now, we both know that my work schedule will not allow me to watch every game live, so DVR-ing my games will take precedence over anything you would want to watch.
You should expect the living room to look a little more ‘lived in’ than usual, so a bit of extra attention there on your part would be great.
I would hope you have a good attitude when my friends and I wake you and the kids up with our late night yelling at the TV and high-fiving.
Remember that we’re a team and sometimes you need to go the extra mile for the sake of being a team-player.
You will find me to be very upbeat during this time, unless my team ends up losing early on; in which case I will be angry and depressed.
During the action, I will not be able to make it to the refrigerator, so I may need you to be ‘on call’ and bring out an occasional sandwich or drink.
Also, since most games start around 7:00 or 7:30, dinner should be ready no later than 6:30.
I know I don’t need to bring this up, but please try to limit your walking in front of the TV to zero times.
Remember, our love knows no bounds and is a light that never goes out.
Your Loving Husband
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Dear Hubby,
I wanted to take this opportunity to tell you how much you mean to me. I have loved you for almost half of my life and I am so happy with the life we live together.
You have given me a wonderful family and I wake up happy every day just knowing that our love is so strong. We can get through anything life throws at us and I am excited about what the future holds for our little family.
I have read your “love letter” full of “gentle reminders” about how I can help you more thoroughly enjoy the playoff season and I would like to share my responses.
Please keep in mind that I love you and everything that follows is written with great care and the utmost respect.
I look forward to taking care of all of your nutritional needs during the playoffs. If I remember correctly from past years, this playoff season will last approximately 982 days so I may have to repeat a recipe or two, but I’ll try hard to keep the menus varied.
Just to give you a sneak-peek, the first night I’ll be serving a delightful brussel sprout salad with balsamic vinegar and sliced almonds that is light enough that you will have plenty of room for beer!
Don’t worry about the mess you make in the living room, I’ll be happy to tidy up after I’m finished sorting your socks. Now, keep in mind that I am looking forward to doing these things, I’ll just need to finish up my online chat with Julio…um, I mean Stacey.
Feel free to DVR the games that you can’t watch while you are working. I’ve just finished our taxes and that four-figure income you pulled in last year is a constant reminder about how hard you work everyday for our family. Clearly you deserve to come home and watch these games at your leisure.
I’m sorry, that game you programmed didn’t record? That’s funny, I must have been recording too many shows at once. I can’t believe that I didn’t delete America’s Next Top Model and Trading Spaces so your game would record! Oops! I am sure that will never happen again.
Please don’t feel obligated to help out with bathtime and bedtime. I know these games are very important to you and I would never ask you to participate in the actual parenting process.
Of course, as a result of this, you will not be participating in any kind of “process” with your loving wife for the duration of the season- know what I mean? Wink wink.
Don’t worry about all that beer you’ve been drinking, that new beer belly is hardly noticeable. I know, I know, I shrunk all your clothes in the dryer. Shame on me for doing laundry for 15 years without incident before now. Clearly I just got lucky with the past 2,138 loads of laundry.
Thanks so very much for giving me the opportunity to respond to your kind letter. I look forward to the playoff season and I’ll be sure to tell Julio„,um, I mean Stacey you said “hey.”
With unending love,
Your Very Patient Wife
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CT also complains about people with Hyphenated Last Names.
Kara brings the News of the Day.
CT gets started talking about New Year resolutions and the Mayan prediction of the end of the world in 2012.
What a load of bullshit
He also talks about human nature and how people are almost always biased.
Kara brings the news and talks about America executing its first citizen of 2012.
What a nice smile
She reports that prosecutors are pushing for the death penalty for ousted Egyptian leader, Hosni Mubarak.
He may get hanged for his crimes
Next she reports that a 67 year old lawyer is trying to break the record for most marathons ran in one year.
Laurence Macon
Finally, she reports that a brothel in Nevada has formally endorsed Ron Paul for President.
Ron Paul is their man
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Featuring an interview with Chuck Conkle of The Cannon Report.
A Great Show
CT gets started talking about the coming Floored Podcast Network.
Floored, The Podcast Network
He talks about having to buy a bunch of unmanly stamps during this Holiday season.
Pretty Fruity Stamps
He talks about going to Hockey games and how much the bells and horns are horrible.
Bells and Horns have no place in Hockey games
Kara asks what CT would do if he had $10,000 to spend in a Christmas binge.
It would be a Bash!!!
Kara brings the News and talks about Christopher Hitchens passing away.
A Great Man, RIP
She talks about a man that killed a woman by setting her on fire in Brooklyn. Jerome Isaac is charged with 1st and 2nd degree murder.
A Waste of Sperm and Egg
Kara also speaks about the Golden Globes and that Ricky Gervais is slated to host again.
The Golden Globes with Ricky Gervais
Finally, Kara talks about the last convey of US Troops leaving Iraq today signifying the end of the Iraq war.
The End of the Iraq War
Featuring an interview with Jason, Joe, Tom and Stephanie of The Last Podcaster Standing.
A Great Show!
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CT gets started talking about the danger of having a real Christmas tree in your house.
The Fire Tree. This could very well happen to you.
He also talks a kid in his school being caught masturbating at home by his friend and how he turned into a total pariah.
Kara brings the news and reports that Herman Cain has suspended his run for the presidency.
He loves the ladies
She also reports that a guy in Chicago who tried to car jack a Mixed Martial Arts Fighter and got his ass kicked.
He got his ass whupped!
She reports that a Detroit man got drunk and had his 9 year old daughter drive him until they were pulled over.
A Total Jackass
Finally, she talks about a Salvation Army Bell Ringer stealing $600 in donations before getting caught.
He's probably going to hell
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