CT gets started talking about the new diet he made up.
I Made Up A Kick Ass Diet That Works For Everyone
Next, he talks about running runners and their shorty-short pants.
Not Fucking Cool
He talks about Pontiac Azteks and the kind of people that buy them.
Ugly As Hell
Then he talks about men with Velcro Wallets and how pathetic it is.
Totally Pathetic
Kara brings the News and talks about Ex-Weezer Bassist Mikey Welsh predicting his own death on Twitter and actually dying.
RIP
Next, she reports that Prisons in Connecticut have banned porn and the Prisoners are protesting.
Swank. Not in Connecticut Prisons
She talks about Turkish Police getting swarmed by bees when searching for smuggled contraband hidden among a bunch of hives.
Bees. Motherfucker.
Finally, she reports that Apple co-Founder and Chairman Steve Jobs died at 56.
RIP
Finally, CT answers the Questions That Puzzle Humanity in another round of ‘Ask CT.’
Real and Raw!!!
The Chris Taylor Show 