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Episode 51 Laura Weinreb, of SheMovieGeek.com

21 Nov


Featuring an interview with Laura Weinreb, of SheMovieGeek.com

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CT gets start talking about the UFC.

I do like it

He also complains about Daylight Savings Time.

Daylight Savings Time

Kara Brings the news and reports about Greg Halman, outfielder for The Seattle Mariners, was stabbed to death in The Netherlands.

RIP

She also reports that Pittsburgh Penguins star, Sidney Crosby, has returned to the ice.

Crosby is back

She talks about the latest ‘Twilight’ installment, ‘Breaking Dawn’ is the fifth biggest box office debut of all time.

Breaking Dawn

Finally, she reports that a Taco Bell Employee won  $250,000 with a ticket he found in the trash.

Andrew Hunter, he was sifting through the garbage

Episode 49 Floored and Revenge

7 Nov

CT gets started talking about seeing Dana Carvey last weekend.

He Was Hilarious!!

Then he talks about a tale of Revenge when his Old Man gave him an ass-whuppin, then thought he was having a heart attack the next day.

Revenge!!

Kara brings the news about Conrad Murray being found Guilty.

GUILTY!!!

Next, she reports that Lindsay Lohan only served 5 hours in prison for her 30 day sentence.

5 hours?

Then, she reports that Matthew Fox is countersuing the bus driver he is accused of attacking.

He Got Drunk and Shit Happened

Next, she talks about a woman who attempted to burn someone’s  house down that unfriended them on Facebook.

Jennifer Christine Harris, fucking insane

Finally, she talks about former Penn State coach, Jerry Sandusky being charged with 40 counts of sexul abuse of minors.

Rot In Hell!!

Then CT answers the questions that puzzle Humanity in ‘Ask CT.’

Real and Raw!!!

 

 


Episode 48 Stealing Hub Caps and Halloween Shenanigans

31 Oct

CT gets started talking about Halloween and all the shenanigans he and his jackoff buddies used to do.

We Pulled Off Some Stuff In Our Time

Next, he talks about stereotypes and having one come alive right before his eyes.

My mexican friend actually helped me steal a hubcap

Kara brings the News and talks about  Michael Lohan getting arrested twice in last week for violating a restraining order.

What a Douche...

Next, she reports that Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce after 72 days of  (fake) marriage.

You still have a chance, Ray J!!

She reports that Crockett Keller, a Texas Gun Safety Instructor, refuses to teach Liberal and Muslims.

Nice Hat, Jackass

Finally, she reports that Juggalos (fans of The Insane Clown Posse) are on par with the Bloods and the Crips.

These guys got a lot of wedgees in high school

Finally, CT answers the questions that puzzle Humanity in another round of ‘Ask CT.’

Real and Raw!!!

Episode 47 Zen and the Art of Being Part of The Problem

24 Oct

CT gets started talking about his upcoming trip to see the Zen Master, Thich Nhat Hanh.

Zen Master Thich Nhat Hanh

Next he talks about taking his nieces and daughter to the movies and smuggling soda and candy into the theater.

A nine year old helped me Smuggle Candy in

Then he talks about certain kinds of People that are Part of the Problems in Society.

Go Fuck Yourself, Jeff Dunham

Kara brings the News about a Florida Judge blocking a Law drug testing People on Welfare .

Drug Testing People on Welfare?

Next, she reports that Denmark has instituted a ‘Fat Tax’ to curb obesity.

There's a fat tax in Denmark, yo.

Then she reports about a man being found stuck in a child’s swing after nine hours. His friends left him there all night.

What a Jackass!!

Finally, she reports that Darrell Hammond reveals a very dark past of abuse in a new book.

Darrell Hammond

Finally, CT answers the questions that puzzle humanity in ‘Ask CT.’

Real and Raw!!!

Episode 44 Shorty Pants, Pontiac Azteks and Velcro Wallets

11 Oct

CT gets started talking about the new diet he made up.

I Made Up A Kick Ass Diet That Works For Everyone

Next, he talks about running runners and their shorty-short pants.

Not Fucking Cool

He talks about Pontiac Azteks and the kind of people that buy them.

Ugly As Hell

Then he talks about men with Velcro Wallets and how pathetic it is.

Totally Pathetic

Kara brings the News and talks about Ex-Weezer Bassist Mikey Welsh predicting his own death on Twitter and actually dying.

RIP

Next, she reports that Prisons in Connecticut have banned porn and the Prisoners are protesting.

Swank. Not in Connecticut Prisons

She talks about Turkish Police getting swarmed by bees when searching for smuggled contraband hidden among a bunch of hives.

Bees. Motherfucker.

Finally, she reports that Apple co-Founder and Chairman Steve Jobs died at 56.

RIP

Finally, CT answers the Questions That Puzzle Humanity in another round of ‘Ask CT.’

Real and Raw!!!

Episode 40 Jeff Ullrich, Co-Founder & CEO of Earwolf

18 Sep

Featuring an Interview with Jeff Ullrich, Co-Founder & CEO of Earwolf and host of the The Wolf Den podcast.

Jeff Ullrich

A Great Network for Comedy Podcasts

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CT gets started talking about his father’s terrible behavior over the weekend.

My dad and Frank Constanza are very similar

Next, he talks about going to great lengths to make his sick daughter feel better.

She put make up on me and thought it was hilarious

Sarah Taylor-Foltz, (Kara is sick)  brings the News and talks about two Serbian cousins that are magnetic.

This kid is fucking magnetic!

Next, she reports that a man that wrote a book about cheating on your taxes was convicted of tax evasion.

What a Jackass!!!

Sarah then reports about two plane crashes at 2 different Air Shows over the weekend. The plane in Nevada crashed into the crowd.

Fucking Hell!!!

Next, she talks about Alec Baldwin walking out of The Emmys after Fox cut a joke about Rupert Murdoch and the phone hacking scandal.

a True Talent

Finally, she talks about activists targeting a zoo in Jakarta, Indonesia that allows the orangutans to smoke cigarettes.

Smoke 'em If Ya Got 'em

Episode 38 Matt Phoenix of A Little Punch Drunk

11 Sep

Featuring an interview with Matt Phoenix, cohost of A Little Punch Drunk podcast.

Phoenix, A Lovely Lady and Rambo

A Little Punch Drunk - A Great Show

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CT gets started talking about laying off the booze lately and how he’s been dealing with it.

No Booze and I'm a Little On Edge

Then they talk about 9-11-2001 and where they were and how it affected them.

Kara brings the News and talks about radical muslims in London burned the American flag during the minute of silence for 9-11

They Can All Fuck Off

Next, she reports that a mass grave was found in Iraq with the bodies of 40 Cab Drivers.

They Killed Them and Stole Their Taxis

Next, she reports that Mel Gibson is interested in making a Jewish Hero movie.

Is Mel is Trying To Mend Fences?

Lastly, Kara talks about a paralyzed man attempting to climb Pikes Peak in Colorado.

Good For You, Pal, Best Of Luck!!

Episode 37 Shawn Kathleen ‘The Sassy Stew.’

9 Sep

Featuring an Interview with Shawn Kathleen, ‘The Sassy Stew.’

An Awesome Blog and Podcast

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CT gets started talking about trying to get into Football at the beginning of every season and it always failing to ‘take.’

I Can't Get Into It

Then he talks about trying to buy a printer ink replacement system to save money and getting ink all over his fucking hands.

It Won't Wash Off

CT then talks about getting hit hard and choked out while he boxed and did brazilian jiu jitsu.

Getting Choked Out Sucks

Kara brings the news about a plane crash in Russia that killed almost the entire Yaroslavl Lokomotiv hockey team of the KHL.

RIP

Then she reports that a lost hunter in Tennessee lived off worms and muddy water for five days before he was rescued.

Motherfucker Ate Worms

Next Kara talks about a Weatherman in Little Rock, AR that woke up in a hot tub next to a dead, naked man with a dog collar around his neck.

That's One Way To Celebrate Labor Day

Next she reports that Federal Authorities are checking out a possible terrorist threat to the US.

The Threat Was Raised From Cyan to Periwinlke

Finally, she speaks about two Bison having to be ‘put down’ before they drowned at Hersheypark because of excessive flooding.

The Water Is Getting High Around Here

Episode 34 Bald Bryan, The Earthquake and Homeownership

29 Aug

CT gets started talking about the Earthquake and the Hurricane.

The East Coast Earthquake Devastation

Irene Actually Did Lay The Smack Down on The East Coast

Next, he talked about the growing pains he and Kara went through when they bought their house.

Buying A House Is Great, But It Does Have It's Bumps Along The Way

Kara brings the News and reports that a three daughters are suing a Funeral Home for losing their mothers body.

RIP, Sorry We Lost Your Mother

Next, she talks about the Excessively Expensive Wedding of Socialite, Petra Ecclestone.

$6500 bottles of wine? + $130,000 wedding dress? = A Big 'Fuck You' To Poor People

Next, Kara reports that Dr. Phil is reporting that Casey Anthony’s parents told him the death secret on his show.

What a Media Whore-Douche Bag...

Then she talks about a performance artist in San Francisco protested shark finning by dressing up like a shark and actually hanging from hooks through her skin.

Fucking Gross

Then Kara speaks about how Hurricane Irene could produce a bumper crop of Magic Mushrooms.

Magic Mushrooms

Then CT has a great conversation with Bryan Bishop aka Bald Bryan of The Adam Carolla Show.

Bryan Bishop

Make sure to download his iPhone App from iTunes or the App Store.

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Episode 33 Superfan Giovanni and Running From the Law

26 Aug


CT gets started talking about Kara being one day into quitting smoking.

It's Fucking Rough To Quit

Next, CT  talks about having to be wary of the police because of overdue tags and inspection.

Steering Clear Of The Police

Kara brings the News and Talks about an 83 year old Great Grandmother got Breast Implants.

Goddamn, I'm gonna Puke

Next she speaks about man arrested for urinating in a public grocery store.

He Couldn't Hold It

Next, she reports about a 95 year old man getting Stung 600 Times by Bees.

He Actually Lived...

She reports that a Kentucky Jury Rules Against a Penis Amputation Patient

He's Not Smiling For A Reason

Finally, Superfan Giovanni (Giovanni Giorgio) of the Get It On Podcast comes on for a very interesting conversation.

Ace and Giovanni

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